Thursday, January 27, 2011

Dirty Words...

If you drank too much last night and woke up with a naked backpacker in bed with you this morning, there's a strong chance that he or she might have been:

"UGLY"

GERMAN: potthรคsslich
FRENCH: moche
DUTCH: lelijk
ITALIAN: brutto
SPANISH: feo
SWEDISH: ful

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Dirty Words...

It's the height of summer in some parts of the world now, so if you head to the nude beaches you might catch a glimpse of some:

"TITS"

GERMAN: titten
FRENCH: nichons
DUTCH: tieten
ITALIAN: tette
SPANISH: tetas
SWEDISH: tuttar

Thursday, January 13, 2011

Dirty Words...

Try using this one in a sentence, perhaps around the breakfast table:

"BALLS"

GERMAN: eier
FRENCH: couilles
DUTCH: kloten
ITALIAN: palle
SPANISH: huevos
SWEDISH: ballar

Thursday, January 6, 2011

Dirty Words...

If you just got a new iPod for the holidays, and some careless dormmate sits on it and breaks it, it's okay to call him or her:

"FAT ASS"

GERMAN: fettarsch
FRENCH: gros cul
DUTCH: dikzak
ITALIAN: ciccione
SPANISH: gordo de mierda
SWEDISH: tjockis